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A Recipe for Murder – Part Three
Starring the chefs of Food Network Previously on A Recipe for Murder… The Food Network stars found Nigella Lawson dead in the bathroom, in her hand was a turkey twizzler. Paula had now come round and...
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A Recipe For Murder – Interval
I hope you’re enjoying the series ‘A Recipe For Murder’ starring the chefs of Food Network. It’s time for an interval, grab some popcorn (heavily buttered if you are of the Paula Deen persuasion) spend...
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A Recipe for Murder – Part Four
Starring the chefs of Food Network Previously on A Recipe for Murder: Guy Fieri is the latest Food Network star to be found dead, his eyes speared with kebab skewers and D D D carved into his chest....
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A Recipe for Murder – The Finale
A murder mystery starring the chefs of Food Network Previously on A Recipe for Murder: With Duff Goldman, Giada DeLaurentis and Paula Deen all found murdered, it’s up to the surviving Food Network...
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A Recipe for Murder – The Musical
Thank you to those who persevered with A Recipe for Murder through all 5 instalments, and thank you to the latecomers who feel like they read the last page of a book and now have no reason to read the...
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Chef Wars!
I’ve documented my love of Food Network chefs to death, you’re probably wondering why since they’re dime a dozen to you. I love them because they are mentally unhinged, their recipes are rarely...
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My TV Diary – Barefoot Contessa
I’ve not parodied Food Network for a while, they seem to spend all their time playing cupcake shop reality shows. I’ll be glad when the fad for cupcakes expires and these tarted up fairy cake makers...
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Movember – Food Network Special
Jeffrey’s away so Ina Garten plans to call TR for some Barefoot Contessa kitchen fun. A short while later, Ina has donned her disguise. Some time later….. Filed under: Food Network Tagged: Bloggers...
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Nigel Slater’s unappetising suppers
I’ve long paid tribute to my favourite Food Network chefs on this blog, so I thought it was about time I featured some British chefs. What our chefs lack in the mental illness of their American...
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Ask Ina
It’s time for Ask Ina, who’s first: I’m Roxanne from Alabama. I want to plan a cocktail party but I don’t know where to begin, can you help? Hi Roxanne, this is a good question. Firstly you will...
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Ask Ina – Ina answers WordPress readers questions
Hi, I’m Ina Garten, wealthy presenter of my own show on Food Network, Barefoot Contessa. I asked WordPress readers for their culinary questions. Someone asks: Hi Ina I am 11 years old and I love your...
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Paula Deen destroys the economy
One of our most beloved Food Network cooks and Guinness World Record holder for butter guzzling, Paula Deen, has recently been showing off her dieting efforts. The ripple effect of this has seen...
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An apology to Ina Garten and her followers
You may recall a Food Network parody I posted a while back taking off Ina Garten and a segment of her Barefoot Contessa show, “Ask Ina!” (She says it with an exclamation so it is deserving of its...
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Shocking news – I am not actually Ina Garten
Have you recovered from that bombshell? It’s true, I’ve misled you for too long, I really am not a giggly stinkingly wealthy Jewish TV cook from The Hamptons. I’m really just a 38-year-old, London...
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Food Network Olympics
Food Network stars fresh from their rousing Broadway run in A Recipe for Murder – The Musical were approached by the Olympics committee to form a sporting team. After 6 months following a strict diet...
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